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The Half Dozen: 6 Most Interesting Looking Trailers For April 2012

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Before I start, a word of apology to any regular readers (who I think are coming close to numbering in double figures now; I feel like I should send you all a Christmas card at the very least). Sadly I don’t have the luxury of being a full time blogger – although I do keep buying those lottery tickets, just in case – so at times when work, other obligations, other interests or all of the above call on my time, it’s the blog that has to suffer. We’ll overlook for now the fact that I saw four films last Sunday afternoon and evening and haven’t written any of the reviews yet, I’ll just say I’m sorry I’ve not been around for the last couple of weeks and I hope to make up for it in spades in April. So hopefully the blog won’t end up looking like this:

Anyway, to April, the season of anticipation which traditionally mixes the early blockbuster fodder of the summer with a mix of reasonable quality art house material. That said, it’s been three years since I’ve seen a genuine classic 10/10 film in April – that being 2009’s Let The Right One In – so I go into the month without the highest of expectations. It’s looking to be a pretty decent April this year, given the quality of what’s not made the list, including:

  • Sean Penn going all Robert Smith before going on an epic journey across America in This Must Be The Place, which has an unremarkable trailer for such a remarkable transformation
  • Oscar nominated for Best Animated Feature French film A Cat In Paris, which has trailers available in both English dubbed and subtitled version and so consequently split the vote
  • Convention-busting horror movie The Cabin In The Woods, about which you should know as little as possible before going in (apparently – the trailer does feel quite spoilery; I’ll be able to say either way in a few days but I’m taking no chances here)
  • Iron Sky, the Nazis on the moon film which you may have heard about, for which it seems based on the reviews that the trailer is better than the film
  • Marley, documentarian Kevin McDonald’s latest on the behind the scenes difficulties in bringing the Owen Wilson / Jennifer Aniston / labrador film to the big screen (not really, but that’s the first link I clicked on when looking for the trailer)
  • The Cold Light Of Day, which looks to be reaching a new low in terms of action movie effort expended (a moment when a foreign character says – about Madrid, in English – “You’ll never survive in this country, you don’t know the language”) and has Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver dialling in performances

Well, maybe not the last one.

Le Havre

I grew up on the Kent coast, so asylum seekers probably ought to be an emotive issue for me. But now, living out on the Fens, surrounded by fields of vegetables being picked by hard working, honest Polish workers earning money for their agriculture studies, it couldn’t be further from my mind. Regardless of your views on people trying to get into this country, this comedy set in the Normandy town looks delightfully off the wall.

Headhunters

http://youtu.be/sJqq8AHq5vM

It’s always slightly unnerving when the “From the…” credit starts to become more abstracted from those at the coal face. “From the writer / director of…” seems fair enough, unless it’s the director of Axe Murderers In Hell XIV bringing you the new live action Bambi remake, but I start to get slightly nervy at the “From the producers of…” credit. Were, for example, the producers of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo the same producers of The Girl Who Played With Fire? If so, you’re not filling me with confidence, guys…

Jeff, Who Lives At Home

Maybe it’s just the name, but I always imagined mumblecore would have more actual mumbling, even though I could see that conceit wearing quite thin before the end of the actual film. It seemed like mumblecore was going to break into the mainstream a couple of years ago, but so far the Duplass brothers’ Cyrus remains the most prominent example of the genre. Mark and Jay are back, with a cast even more impressive than that last effort, so maybe this year is going to be the year of the mumblers. (Jason Segel and mumbling though? Just doesn’t seem likely.)

The Avengers

It’s called The Avengers, and any attempts to convince me otherwise will end in failure. When I see this at the cinema, I will be asking for a ticket to The Avengers, and will withhold any attempts to be corrected on that subject. Anyone managing to confuse this with either the Patrick Macnee series or the Ralph Fiennes film deserves to be made to watch the Ralph Fiennes film again, just to teach them a lesson. So to sum up, The Avengers. On general release April 26th across the UK. No assembly required.

Being Elmo

It only feels like yesterday since BlogalongaMuppets finished, but one of the few flaws in the triumphant last film The Muppets was the failure to include any Sesame Street Muppets; Big Bird and Oscar’s appearances in the first two Muppet films were both highlights and it’s a shame that contractual obligations put an end to any of them popping up in the 21st century incarnation. So to compensate, this documentary on everyone’s favourite red fluffy Muppet seems the ideal tonic.

Strippers vs Werewolves

http://youtu.be/nltsBvHt6SA

Not so much fulfilling the “interesting” brief as being fascinating in the same terrifying way as watching a road traffic accident unfold before your very eyes, this is the kind of trailer normally affixed to the kind of low budget horror films that I favoured as a student, mainly because at the time very few people were making high budget horror films. But don’t worry that it appears to have gathered most of its cast by grabbing them at the stage door of the National Soap Awards and bundling them into a waiting van, it’s got Robert Englund in. You know? Off of A Nightmare On Elm Street, and Wishmaster, and Urban Legend, and Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer, and Zombie Strippers, and oh right.

Teaser: Review: Prometheus

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"Have you found the full trailer yet?" "No, but keep looking!"

It’s not with us until June, but in December the wonderful folks at 20th Century Fox shared with us a teaser trailer, preceded by a series of teases for that teaser trailer. Well now, the full trailer will be released this week, and once again we have a teaser trailer for the trailer. Yes, you can watch 20 seconds of the trailer which is coming soon, and that 20 seconds is absolutely, positively, in no way just like the teaser trailer that was already released.

In tribute to this precisely constructed marketing campaign, may I present to you my own teaser for my review of the film itself. Now of course I’ve not actually seen Prometheus yet, but you can be sure that when my review does appear, in the first week in June, it will contain the following words:

Alien

Fassbender

Ridley

avocado

disturbing

spatchcocked

genuflect

undulations

tautology

So, hopefully that’s whetted your appetite. Join me again in a couple of months when I might tell you the first sentence.

The Half Dozen: 6 Most Interesting Looking Trailers For March 2012

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Well, Mr Oscar has put away his shiny bald head polish for another year, and we’re in the potential quality vacuum that is March. Coming after the vast majority of gongs have been given away and before we get into the avalanche of blockbusters and Hollywood hype that will start with The Avengers in late April, it’s a certain type of film that normally gets released in March. Behold the top 15 opening weekends at the US box office for March, courtesy of statistics trove Box Office Mojo:

Slightly depressing list, isn’t it? Yes, there are typically two types of film that make an appearance in March: big animations looking to get small bums on seats without the congestion of summer, and large scale films of moderate to low quality also looking to avoid other attention. Once upon a time, it was the month of the sleeper hit: Pretty Woman, Police Academy and Lethal Weapon all started out in March in the US, but now if you’re even a moderately sized film with good potential, you’ll be pitching in for a bigger month and more attention.

And, thanks to the often lengthy wait for animated films to cross the pond, the big new entry on that list, The Lorax, doesn’t reach UK audiences until the summer. So for scale this month we have John Carter (and I’m sorry, just because George Lucas ripped off Edgar Rice Burroughs, doesn’t mean you have to make your adaptation look creepily like Attack Of The Clones, crossed with new Conan The Barbarian) but there is one potential blockbuster and one UK animation lurking in this month’s list that could make March at least vaguely memorable this year.

Michael

Based on the look I got when seeing Shame at my local multiplex, where the ticket usher looked at me with such disgust it was as if I’d turned up in a full length brown mackintosh and started drooling and rubbing my thighs, I’m just glad that this look at the life of a paedophile and his young prisoner is playing to the art house crowd only, where they understand these things a little better and don’t judge. I am a huge fan of Michael Haneke, if you can be such a thing without contradiction given the deliberately off-putting nature of some of his works, so this piece in a similar vein from his former casting director was bound to interest me; so nice to see a trailer which isn’t just a montage of clips spoiling the plot as well.

Carancho

http://youtu.be/uiwzmX-8rvE

To show how difficult it is for foreign films to get much love, this thriller with the star of The Secret In Their Eyes, Ricardo Darin, is currently playing in approximately three cinemas in London, so the likes of you and I probably won’t see it. Secrets itself was unjustly marginalised to the art houses despite picking up the big foreign Oscar and being just the kind of material that would appeal to big crowds if it didn’t have words along the bottom, and it didn’t generate enough cachet for its star to get any other films into cinemas. Sigh.

In Darkness

http://youtu.be/UmFDVsSA7h0

On that basis, no prizes for guessing where you’ll be watching one of this year’s nominees for Best Foreign Language Film. If you’re lucky. Repeated sigh.

The Hunger Games

http://youtu.be/OgssLmsOa2s

But remember what March is about? Looking to get product out there in a crowded field? Have an adaptation of a young adult novel that could be the next Potter or Twilight, but don’t fancy your chances in the middle of a summer meltdown? Why then certainly, do release your film in March! Currently tracking at a level which suggests it might even have an outside chance of dethroning Alice In Wonderland from the top of that list earlier, the combination of well-loved material and an exciting cast that includes the likes of Jennifer Lawrence, Stanley Tucci, Donald Sutherland and Elizabeth Banks has even got me planning a trip for this one. (Still never watching Twilight, though.)

The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists

I’d also mentioned animation, and frankly who needs American CGI when you can have Aardman, working in good old fashioned Plasticine (or whatever it is that they actually use these days). If you’re not a fan of Wallace and Gromit, then you must have taken leave of your senses, and with a track record in the medium that also includes Chicken Run, this can’t be anything except great. Probably. It’s a shame that the leprosy controversy cost the film a joke and a bit of credibility, though; I thought it was fairly armless. (Disclaimer: The Movie Evangelist knows that leprosy isn’t about limbs falling off and is genuinely sympathetic towards the plight of sufferers, but I just can’t resist a bad pun.)

Into The Abyss

http://youtu.be/_HJzyIJLPlg

It’s Werner Herzog, with a documentary on prisoners and the death penalty. After 2011 featured a fascinating documentary about the world’s oldest cave and a memorable guest appearance in The Simpsons, it looks like 2012 is warming up to be another intriguing year for Werner Herzog. He’s the kind of person that deserves to only have interesting things written about him; I feel that this paragraph hasn’t done him justice. Sorry, Werner Herzog. (I do like saying Werner Herzog, though. Werner Herzog.)

The Half Dozen: 6 Most Interesting Looking Trailers For February 2012

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So another February rolls around, and as usual I get a year older. This would also normally be a cracking month for movies, coming as it does at the end of the first of the film seasons of the year, Awards Season. But something’s gone wrong this year – the only Oscar Best Picture nomination coming out this year in February is Extremely Tom Hanks And Incredibly Mawkish, and there’s not a huge amount of other films that would have been in contention on the lists either. Consider that last February’s Half Dozen featured True Grit and Animal Kingdom, my favourite film of the year Confessions, and films like The Fighter, Rabbit Hole and Paul didn’t even make the list. (Admittedly West Is West did, and with hindsight that was a mistake, but you hopefully get my point.)

So this year it’s slimmer pickings, but that’s partly due to the quality of the Oscar nominations, and the fact that a lot of the best films this year were (a) British, so came out last year, and (b) completely overlooked, because they didn’t have Colin Firth in them. (Even more shockingly, one of those films was (a) outstanding and (b) DID have Colin Firth in, which just goes to prove that there’s no justice in Oscar world.) But, as much as I love the Muppets, I think the odds of this list providing three of my top 10 of the year are non-existent. Hopefully March will be better, with the Julia Roberts Snow White comedy movie by Tarsem Singh and the sequel to Clash Of The Titans. Hmm…

The Muppets

There was a large part of me that did contemplate making February an all-Muppets special, as they did rattle through enough parody trailers last year to easily fill a Half Dozen post. But if you’re not already looking forward to this, especially after the last six months of BlogalongaMuppets, then there is no hope for you.

The Woman In Black

http://youtu.be/7lReemWmO5o

Who would’ve thought, when teeny-tiny Daniel Radcliffe was starting out in the Harry Potter series, that we’d be seeing him on screen in ten years in leading man roles, able to carry a film on his own shoulders? Who’d have also thought that, ten years later, Daniel Radcliffe would still be teeny-tiny and be afflicted with UGS (Unconvincing Grown-Up Syndrome; fellow sufferers included, until very recently, Leonardo DiCaprio)? Still, proof positive that if you take anyone and surround them with the cream of British acting talent for ten years, they will eventually learn how to act.

A Dangerous Method

http://youtu.be/664eq7BXQcM

There are a small group of directors that, if you just showed me a poster with the title of the film and the name of the director on, I would happily fork out my cash for that film without knowing anything else. That list currently includes the likes of Christopher Nolan, David Fincher, The Coens, Paul Thomas Anderson, Michael Haneke, Edgar Wright and Wes Anderson, and could well see the likes of Tomas Alfredson and Steve McQueen being added in the next few years. David Cronenberg is on that list; the fact that the next names on the poster would be Viggo Mortensen and Michael Fassbender is just cherry and icing on top of a quite sufficient cake.

Position Among The Stars

Hollywood spends an absolute fortune on special effects, and more often than not fails to make them in any way special. Turns out all they needed to do was to get a young Indonesian boy to walk across a very high and extremely rickety bridge. The fact that Indonesia is the fourth most populous country in the world, yet most of us would be able to name little about it beyond possibly its capital city, might be reason enough to watch this, but the images should be strong argument to hunt

EDIT: This copy of the trailer was pointed out to me by the lovely folks at distributor Dogwoof. Now if they can only sort out distribution in the Fens so I can see the film as well. Hint hint.

Elephant White

http://youtu.be/3Fx6P0A98HY

From the sublime to the ridiculous, a reminder that the most interesting trailers of each month aren’t necessarily the best ones. Watching this trailer will tell you something about yourself as a person; if you think I’ve taken leave of my senses for including it, then fair enough, but if you think there’d be nothing better than grabbing a six-pack of your favourite beer, settling down on a Friday night and watching Kevin Bacon being cock-er-nee with elephants and huge, huge guns, then I think we may have a lot in common. (I’m not sure that’s a good thing, but it’s a thing, anyway.)

Blood Car

I would also define interesting as “Why in the name of all that is holy is a five year old film with the girl from My Girl and Uncle Buck as second lead getting a cinema release in this country?” Especially when you’ve actually watched the trailer.

The Half Dozen Special: 6 Most Interesting Looking Trailers At Super Bowl 2012

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Last night was the annual yawn-fest that is the Super Bowl. I explained last year that I’m not a huge fan of American Football, but apparently last night’s game was pretty exciting, if you find an hour of men running about in shoulder pads spread over about three and a half hours and punctuated by almost incessant advertising and a Madonna gig exciting. While the football itself was a great watch for those who like that kind of thing, the trailers this year have been something of a disappointment. Consider last year, when my picks included Super 8, Captain America, Cowboys & Aliens, Pirates 4, Transformers 3 and Rango. Even if some of those films turned out to be shockers, the trailers were all for big budget films looking for blockbuster audiences, which is more than can be said for this year.

Missing, presumed uninteresting this year were the likes of Wrath Of The Titans, Men In Black III, Prometheus, Rock Of Ages, The Amazing Spider-Man and The Dark Knight Rises. In fact, so poor was this year’s crop of adverts that the six I’ve picked from this year didn’t even all air during the breaks in the “football.” The Hunger Games, for example, is described as a Super Bowl ad but as far as I can tell, it didn’t even air on TV during the big event. So desperate were the studios to hype up what was left that we even got trailers for some of the trailers; if you actually got excited by the trailer for the trailer for the Avengers, you may need to seek professional help. (And I don’t mean an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

Anyway, here’s the best of a pretty mediocre bunch this year.

G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation

http://youtu.be/MFQjb2CUdmo

You’ve got 30 seconds to promote your sequel. So lots of action sequences, moody ninjas, fighting on a cliff and The Rock quoting Jay-Z. Throw in the Jay-Z song being referred to and some gratuitous Bruce Willis, and we’re about done. Next!

Battleship

If anyone actually knows what this is trying to be (and don’t say Transformers 4, even those movies looked coherent compared to this), then answers on a postcard please. If it wasn’t for Liam Neeson, this wouldn’t even get a look in. Next!

Act Of Valor

So this apparently features the guy who played Navi Araz in season 4 of 24 and some actual armed forces types. There are apparently eight real life Navy SEALs in the film, but none of them will actually be mentioned in the end credits. Is it real? Is it fake? Does anyone actually care? Next!

John Carter

http://youtu.be/5ufKfv7Zpio

Even though Andrew (Wall•E, Finding Nemo) Stanton is directing, my criminally low expectations for this have only been slightly elevated by this trailer. I don’t care if the source material came first, it still looks like Attack Of The Clones meets new Conan. That cannot possibly be a good thing. NEXT!

The Hunger Games

http://youtu.be/Zo5oc-T7TyY

This is the next in the series of Harry Potter / Twilight book franchises to hit the screen, but this is actually looking pretty decent. Anything with Stanley Tucci in can’t be all bad. Next!

The Avengers

“I have an army.” “We have a Hulk.” “Well he still looks fake – and this is the third one!” The rest looks pretty cool, though. But you’d better do better next year, America.

The Half Dozen: 6 Most Interesting Looking Trailers For January 2012

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It’s 2012! Year of The Avengers, The Hobbit, The Dark Knight rising, The Spider-Man being hopefully Amazing and The Bond Falling out of the Sky. Forget your Olympics and your Jubliees, 2012 is the biggest year in film sequels / prequels / reimaginings / continuing series with the same character that have a very confused continuity ever. Yes, I said EVER. If you’re not excited about this year, then please visit a doctor immediately to be checked for a pulse.

Of course, when you see as many films as I do, it’s not all about the big summer (or winter) blockbusters. Just as the year is divided into seasons, so the Movie Evangelist’s year is also made up of four periods with a vaguely connected theme: Awards Season, Blockbuster Season, Film Festival Season and Busy Singing Christmas Carols So Not Getting To The Cinema Enough Season. We’re slap bang in Awards Season right now, so trailers abound for the likes of award worthy films like The Iron Lady and J. Edgar. While a couple of my picks this month have troubled the awards list compilers, there’s still plenty of stuff in cinemas for those that have a slightly different sensibility. For your consideration this month:

Goon

Alison Pill for Best Actress That Has Tiny Roles In Good Movies We Should See More Of

Seann William Scott for Best Attempt To Work Within The Limitations Of Your Career

Liev Schrieber for The Jason Isaacs Award For Best Facial Hair

http://youtu.be/sytVoTYFT08

Shame

Michael Fassbender for Best Actor Who Could Be James Bond Next

Carey Mulligan for Best Actress Who’s Quite Similar In Most Of Her Films

Steve McQueen for Best Artist Turned Director

http://youtu.be/arD1Hmjlqag

Margin Call

Kevin Spacey for Best Actor From Fifteen Years Ago Who Inexplicably Stopped Being In Good Films For A Long Time

Jeremy Irons for Best Enunciation

Demi Moore for absolutely nothing whatsoever (speaking in a monotone isn’t acting love – sorry)

http://youtu.be/1jQoScJFNj0

A Useful Life

A Useful Life for Best Foreign Language Film Of The Month In Black And White That Isn’t The Artist

Coriolanus

Gerard Butler for Best Actor Willing To Lower Himself To Pretty Much Anything But Nice To See Him In Something With Quality

Ralph Fiennes for Best Director Wanting To Make An Action Film, Shakespeare Or Not. (Who knew?)

William Shakespeare for Best Original Screenplay for Gladiator. Apparently.

The Grey

Liam Neeson for Best Fight With Wolves With Broken Bottles Strapped To Your Knuckles. That is all. (Frankly, what more do you need. This looks amazeballs.)

http://youtu.be/VRWF4cepn8U

Review of 2011: The Top 30 Scenes of 2011

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While I’ve honoured what I believe to be the best performances of the year, and will shortly sort the wheat from the chaff in films overall, there’s one other element of film that stands out, and it’s often when a film isn’t quite the sum of its parts. Yes, I thought I’d also pick out my favourite parts this year, and having initially started with an attempt at 25, then 10 and 40, I finally settled on 32. Unfortunately my need for conformity required me to stick to a round number, so I lopped two off the back end of the list and ended up with this top 30.

While the internet is a treasure trove of illegally downloaded material useful promotional clips, sadly I didn’t manage to find the actual clips from all 30, not least because some are still in cinemas. So here’s a collection of some of the actual clips, some other also good clips from the same films and some trailers where I couldn’t find anything resembling a useful clip. (I’m working on the Christmas principle of it’s the thought that counts.)

Finally, a word of warning. While I would normally consider this to be a resolutely PG blog, some of the clips in here are absolutely 18-rated, so those of a delicate disposition should think twice before clicking play on clips 27, 23, 20, 13, 10, 8 and 4, as they feature strong violence, and a fair selection of the others also include naughty language. All that said, I hope you enjoy.

30. Rango – Bar-room bravado

My favourite animated film this year was actually Tangled, but the best scene from an animated movie was this one, where Rango first introduces himself to the townsfolk.

29. Moneyball – Speedy dealings

Moneyball isn’t really a movie about baseball. Despite what you might have been told, it isn’t really a movie about statistics either. It does at times feel almost like a film about Wall Street traders, and this is clearest in the scene, the end of which is here, when Brad Pitt engages in some titanic trading with three different clubs to get the player he wants at the right price.

28. Meek’s Cutoff – Crossing the valley

Unfortunately just the trailer here, but the best scene is alluded to near the end of the trailer. It’s a tense scene when the travellers have to get the wagons across a large valley – the clip at the end of the trailer shows things not going exactly to plan.

27. Miss Bala – Crossing the border

From Mexico’s submission for the Foreign Language Oscar about a wannabe beauty queen caught up with drug runners, there are several scenes where we follow Laura’s viewpoint through messy or dangerous situations, none more so than the scene where she’s caught in a fire fight on returning from a trip across the border as a drug mule. See parts of that in this trailer.

26. Bullhead – The pivotal confrontation

Just the trailer again, but the most memorable scene in Bullhead is best seen in context of the film. It’s a tale of the Flemish hormone mafia (yes, you read that right) and the lead, Jacky, seems to have a terrible secret in his past, judging by the contents of his fridge and the frequent flashbacks to his childhood. About half way into the film, those two threads come together in a sickening act of violence.

25. Animal Kingdom – Baz and the police

Sadly not the scene I was looking for, the most memorable moment in the film is when Baz (Joel Edgerton) suggests he wants to get out of the robbery game, but then has an unexpected and shocking encounter with the police. Instead, to remind us of how great Animal Kingdom is, here’s a scene where matriarch Jacki Weaver is laying down her law.

24. TrollHunter – The bridge troll

One of this year’s best examples of what you can do on a limited budget, the dry humour and fantastic character design are both exemplified in the scene where the troll hunter straps on a metal suit for an encounter with a troll under a bridge. Here we see him after the troll’s gone back under the bridge.

http://www.hulu.com/msn/http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bing.com%2Fvideos%2Fwatch%2Fvideo%2Ftrollhunter-exclusive-clip-under-the-bridge%2F17whle0zs%3Fcpkey%3D66d7d67c-f645-4f17-95c2-fa46b8b1c3cc%257c%257c%257c%257c/embed/zEsXsTCgLi0XhuPbD-jpXA

23. I Saw the Devil – Taxi ride for three

I Saw The Devil only showed at the ICA in London due to the distributors getting cold feet over the violence, although it managed to get out uncut on DVD anyway. This is an example from very early in the film, although there are two or three equally impressive scenes later on, and one scene with an Achilles tendon that still makes me queasy now. This isn’t quite as seen in the film, but you get the idea.

22. Incendies – The bus attack

Just the trailer again this time, but you can see the aftermath of the bus attack in this trailer, when Nawal has been caught up in a religious conflict and attempts to do a good deed for another woman and her daughter.

21. Fast & Furious 5 – Safe-dragging

Some highlights here of the climactic safe-dragging sequence. If you’ve not seen Fast Five, then it’s one of the year’s best guilty pleasures, not least when the gang steal a safe and drag it round the streets of Rio behind two cars. The early train heist and the face-off between Vin Diesel and The Rock were also highlights.

20. Final Destination 5 – The bridge flash-forward

The Final Destination series has always been about the deaths, and most of the actual deaths in this fifth film in the series were actually a little weak and unbelievable. By far the best stretch was the traditional flash-forward scene, where the protagonist has their deadly premonition before being given the chance to cheat death – at least for a while.

19. X-Men: First Class – Round up the usual mutants

Plenty of choice scenes again in the X-Men origin story, and the scene where Michael Fassbender’s Eric tangles with three men in an Argentinian bar could have also made this list. But the most crowd-pleasing moment is when Charles and Eric attempt to round up more mutants in a montage, culminating in this crowd-pleasing cameo.

18. Rise of the Planet of the Apes – The bridge sequence

Everyone was pleasantly surprised when the latest Apes film – reboot, reimagining, call it what you will – turned out very nicely indeed. A small clip below leading up to the bridge confrontation, which was the action highlight, although there was plenty of dramatic meat to go with it.

17. Oslo, August 31st – Playing the piano

Another trailer for a fascinating Norwegian film charting a day in the life of a recovering drug addict. The most quietly beautiful moment comes close to the end of the film, when after all that’s gone before, Anders simply sits down and plays the piano.

16. Biutiful – The morning discovery

Trailer time again, but the most powerful scene in Biutiful is the discovery one morning of the fate of a group of workers who’ve all suffered the same tragic fate. In a film that’s bleak pretty much from start to finish it still manages to stand out as the most moving.

15. Snowtown – A bad year for dogs

Actually most animals had a rough year this year, the worst moment – yes, even worse than the dog death at the start of Tyrannosaur – was when John Bunting first started to show his true colours and challenges Jamie to show his, with the dog likely to suffer the consequences. Here’s an alternative clip to show just how powerful Snowtown is.

http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/7738834/snowtown_clip_1.swf

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14. Crazy, Stupid, Love. – Apartment seduction

Apologies for the subtitles here, but thought that was a small price to pay for the full sequence. Truly, such is the power of Ryan Gosling’s magnetism that you would apparently even blow off Josh Groban for him. (Yeah, as if.)

13. 127 Hours – Mostly armless

There’s a few sequences on this list that are a difficult watch, but possibly the most tricky is this, the money shot from 127 Hours, where Danny Boyle shows the power of cinema by actually making you feel what it must be like to cut off your own arm.

12. Blue Valentine – Ukulele scene

Maybe I’m an old softie, but for me, watching two actors of the power of Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams reach the end of the line is just as hard as watching a man slice off a limb. So instead, let’s remember their meet cute, possibly the cutest meeting ever with a goofy dance and a ukulele.

11. Tyrannosaur – The wake

For me, the strongest scene in Tyrannosaur was actually the wake; watching characters whose lives are otherwise filled with misery enjoying themselves for a brief moment somehow seems fitting and right to be happening after a funeral. But Paddy Considine’s debut is packed full of great moments – here’s the time when James, Hannah’s controlling husband, comes into the charity shop just as Hannah’s helping Joseph try on a suit.

10. Hanna – The underground takedown

Joe Wright is one of Britain’s most under-appreciated talents, and he’s a big fan of the single take. His memorable shot in Atonement on the Dunkirk beach was masterful, but this moment in Hanna, when Eric Banna takes down a group of assailants in a confined space, is easily a match for it.

9. The Inbetweeners Movie – The nightclub dance

I’ll be honest, I didn’t enjoy the Inbetweeners movie as much as I did the series, but when it was good, it was laugh out loud funny. I still can’t watch this dance without a big beaming grin.

8. The Yellow Sea – Getaway in the docks

At times, the level of carnage in this latest Korean thriller seemed to be chanelling The Blues Brothers – as well as an insurance-frightening car chase, there’s a sequence in the docks which just keeps on escalating with more running and vehicular mayhem. Both can be seen in this trailer.

7. Take Shelter – The table discussion

There’s a number of increasingly gripping moments between Michael Shannon and Jessica Chastain in Take Shelter – the peak of them is when Shannon’s Curtis finally starts to open up to Chastain’s Samantha, some of the finest acting seen on screen this year. This is an earlier moment when Samanatha’s attempting to understand what’s going on. Again, apologies for the French subtitles.

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6. Warrior – Brendan fights

A movie which is essentially a mixed martial arts Rocky really shouldn’t have worked as well as this did, but at it’s best Warrior was punch-the-air good. Any of the fights were good, but when people are watching them on TV, you feel you’re in there, watching them and feeling every punch and every emotion. Here’s one of Brendan’s earlier rounds which shows the point fairly clearly.

5. Super 8 – The train crash

The train crash may have been the biggest spectacle in the film, but it’s the tender moments that came before it, the young boys captivated by the moment, that shone brightest here.

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Super 8 – Clip Train Crash by ohmygore

4. Drive – The elevator scene

Drive might just be the coolest film of the year, but it’s an icy cool that’s as deflected a fair few viewers, and this pivotal scene is the coldest of the lot. The look on Carey Mulligan’s face at the end is simply heartbreaking.

3. Melancholia – The prologue

The best and most effective combination of sound and visuals this year was the striking opening minutes of Lars von Trier’s art house blockbuster. Using music from Wagner’s Tristan and Isolde, von Trier conjures up a memorable sequence which haunts everything that follows it.

2. Le quattro volte – The hillside panorama

My second pick of the year was from an unexpected pleasure, an Italian film based on a Pythagorean belief about the nature of life. After all of the other dog trauma this year, it’s great to see one dog getting his day.

Click here to view the hillside sequence

1. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol – The Burj Khalifa

It’s Tom Cruise, on the outside of the 130th floor of the world’s tallest building. It’s visually astonishing, especially in IMAX, and by the end it will have shredded your nerves. Here’s proof that it really was Tom up there.

Review Of 2011: The 10 Worst Movies I Saw In 2011

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I’m not sure this list really needs any introduction, but it may require a little clarification. I do try to watch a lot of movies these days; this year I’ve averaged around 3 a week across the whole year, which is a pretty reasonable achievement in my book, but even more so is how few of those I actually regret watching. As I’ve said before, I’m here to encourage others to my fervent following for watching films in a cinema, but hopefully to watch the films you want to watch, rather than just blindly stumbling into the nearest Cineworld and seeing any old tripe just because it doesn’t cost anything extra.

Despite my lofty ambitions, my good intentions and a previously untested willingness to consciously avoid poorly reviewed movies, which saved me from Sucker Punch, among others, I still ended up seeing a few that I’d quite happily have wiped from my mind if the technology ever becomes available. So this is the list of the ten worst films that I saw this year, rather than the actual ten worst. For anyone that saw more than about three of these, though, you have my pity. Better luck next year.

This list is numbered in reverse order, so we start at the tenth worst and go rapidly downhill from there. I’ve added links if I reviewed the film at the time of release, just in case you don’t believe me.

10. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Deserving of a place on this list for its first half. Strangely, the second half was the best attempt Michael Bay has yet made at a giant fighty robots movie, his embracing of the need for different editing techniques for 3D restraining his style just enough to make the action set pieces clear, the geography sensible and to make the sense of scale truly epic. Taken on its own terms, the last hour of the movie was no masterpiece but it might just have been the best hour of film Bay’d made since The Rock.

The first half, which features lots of small talky humans, a real life celebrity playing a version of themselves which pretty much devalues his and his colleagues’ achievements in the name of entertainment and a host of previously respectable actors who really should know better selling their souls for a pay cheque and making something so bad that they should probably be barred for making anything else for five years as a punishment. The first hour and a half was quite comfortably the worst hour and a half of film-making of the year, and it’s almost a shame that the last hour went a small way to redeeming it. But to all involved – enough now. Seriously.

Why I watched it: My Optimus Prime Transformer toy was my favourite toy at a certain point in my childhood. After the animated Transformers movie bumped him off, at a stroke ending my childhood, I felt a duty of care to make sure that Optimus made it through these movies unscathed. I think three’s enough – if you make any more, you’re on your own, Optimus.

9. Cowboys & Aliens

Here’s a challenge for you. Do you think it’s possible to make a film which defies the most basic laws of mathematics? Well, Cowboys & Aliens is that film. In maths, the product of two negative numbers is a positive, but the product of two positive numbers is, of course, also positive. However, the product of combining the two extremely positive elements of a kick-ass Western and a spectacular sci-fi movie turns out to be a giant negative. For Cowboys & Aliens is one of the most boring films ever made.

I fear that Jon Favreau may be the Jan De Bont of his generation. Jan made Speed, but then spent years proving that he’d caught lightning in a bottle and didn’t know how to do it again. Favs has made Iron Man, which was great, and everything else he’s ever made as a director, all of which are the opposite of great. For shame.

Why I watched it: It was a big deal at this year’s Movie-Con, which got renamed Empire Presents: BIG SCREEN. In the end, I passed up the opportunity to see Ford, Craig and Favs in the flesh (and pay an extra £35 for the privilege) and saw it as part of my regular ticket. Best £35 I never spent.

8. Mr. Popper’s Penguins

Jim Carrey mugging at his most frantic! Lots of penguins in hil-ARI-ous japes! What could go wrong? Well, plenty as it turns out. First, anyone expecting The Mask or Ace Ventura levels of mugging (i.e. me) will be sorely disappointed, as Carrey plays this restrained, thus ending up making it unbelievably dull. If it wasn’t dull enough, the penguins are neither cute enough to be interesting or zany enough to be exciting.

If any further proof is needed, the bad guy turns out to be (a) the anonymous guy from the Marvel Avengers movies whose name no-one ever remembers, and (b) not really all that bothered about being bad. A film so anodyne and anonymous it could be prescribed as a cure for ADHD.

Why I watched it: I turned up late at the cinema with my Cineworld card in hand, having been stuck at work. My original choice of The Devil’s Double had long since started, so my options for entertaining myself until Captain America were an hour and a half in the car park or watching penguins. About 45 minutes in, the car park had never seemed so appealing…

7. Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

If you click on the link above, you’ll see that I couldn’t really summon up the energy to write proper words about this Chipmunk threequel (typical quote: “chipmunks blah something something meh”), so the thought of expending even more energy on telling you why they’re so bad feels utterly pointless, almost exhausting.

Right. It’s chipmunks. They can talk and sing. They sound exactly like they did in the Fifties, or in the cartoon from the Eigthies, even though celebrities of sorts are doing the voices. They’ve abandoned their plot driven first two films for some heavy moralising, and they’re recruiting poorer and poorer human actors to make the chipmunks look good. Chipmunks blah blah kill me now.

Why I watched it: I will see anything that my wife wants to see. She wanted to see the first two. By the third, it’s almost become a badge of honour. If they make a fourth, I will be there. But for the love of all that’s holy, please make it better than this one.

6. Hereafter

I’m a bit worried about Clint Eastwood. He’s made some fantastic films over the years, but this was a confused mess. A terrible CGI tsunami (that somehow got nominated for an Oscar) kicks things off, and that turns out to be the highlight. There are a pair of frustratingly bad child actors, a set of subplots that either don’t resolve properly or resolve in entirely fruitless ways, and the amount of time spent on Derek Jacobi playing himself reading a Charles Dickens novel, which turns out to be just an excuse for two characters to coincidentally be in the same room, utterly beggars belief. Hereafter doesn’t even get as far as preachy moralising; if anyone can actually work out what the intent was, answers on a postcard please.

Why I watched it: It’s written by Peter Morgan, and directed by Clint Eastwood, and it stars Matt Damon. If ever a film was an indication that big names and a big budget don’t guarantee quality, then it’s Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. Or this one.

5. Sleeping Beauty

It would be easy to make some “Emperor’s new clothes” gags about a film where the lead character spends much of it in states of undress. Ironically, you’ll be the one who ends up feeling exploited if you watch Sleeping Beauty, as a complete absence of fully-formed ideas or any sense of rational intent will just leave you scratching your head as to wondering why anyone bothered.

The one thing it did achieve was making me feel sorry for Emily Browning, who seems to have an uncanny knack for picking poor projects. Near the end of the film (tiny spoiler alert) she’s left screaming; given that events on screen seem to have randomly motivated this outburst, I can only assume that it was Browning’s real life realisation of what’s happening to her career.

Why I watched it: It was my last day at the Cambridge Film Festival this year, and I chose this over The Help. I chose badly.

4. The Hangover, Part II

They say it’s a fine line between genius and insanity; apparently it’s an equally fine line between a genuinely funny comedy and a tasteless, offensive train wreck, and that line neatly sits between the original film and this utterly misjudged sequel. If it just repeated all the gags or set-ups from the first film, but this time in Thailand – which it does – then it would be pretty poor, but The Hangover, Part II makes one extra special effort; by the time they actually get marooned this time around, their behaviour has driven you to at least dislike, and possibly actively hate, the characters you grew to love in the original. Consequently, the fates they suffer feel like not enough punishment for these idiots to be suffering; if Part III consisted of the three of them being left in the desert to die, it wouldn’t be entertaining, but sadly it would feel little more than they deserve.

Why I watched it: I enjoyed the first one. I hoped, against hope, that the bad reviews were wrong. They weren’t.

3. Green Lantern

So there’s this guy, right, and he has this magic desk lantern, and a ring that grants wishes – sort of – and he’s guardian of thousands of stars and planets but just seems to faff around on this one before deciding it’s not for him, then deciding it is. And there’s a bunch of other people, or things, and they all have rings, and lanterns, and they think he’s rubbish, and he turns out completely by chance not to be, after they don’t bother to help him in any way. One of them might be a bit dodgy, but we won’t know unless they ever make a sequel. But his name sounds a bit like “sinister”, and he’s red, so he probably is.

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I’m making this sound dumb enough; quite the most spectacularly stupid film of 2011, it takes a character that sounds daft on paper and gives him a wafer thin plot to work with, before it culminates in a short succession of unimaginative, unrealistic and surprisingly brief action sequences. If you look hard enough, you can see everyone involved dying slightly on the inside in the close-ups.

Why I watched it: I’ve always made a tradition of seeing the big summer action blockbusters, because I love action movies and comic book adaptations have gotten much better over the years. Green Lantern is making me think really hard about that tradition.

2. The Future

If you’ve watched the likes of Little Miss Sunshine or Juno, it seems really easy to make a quirky, offbeat indie comedy which casually muses on the nature of life and existence. The Future is proof positive that it’s not easy at all, despite it having all of the right ingredients.

The problem comes in the two lead characters, Sophie and Jason, both of whom are so all-consumingly irritating that listening to someone scrape nails down a blackboard for ninety minutes would be preferable to spending time in their company. Miranda July, as well as writing, directing and starring, also provides a gratingly stupid voiceover for the cat, and consequently achieves a sort of grand slam of awfulness. Sophie and Jason fail to do anything but inspire absolute contempt during the running time by their inaction and their inability to commit to anything meaningful, and the few moments of genuine whimsy or eccentricity are crushed beneath the frustration and despair of being forced to watch them bumbling through life, looking for a purpose.

Why I watched it: The trailer looked quite good. But two minutes turned out to be all the time I could stand of this pair.

1. Battle: Los Angeles

And finally, the worst film I saw this year. Every thing about Battle: Los Angeles would scream awful, if it could be bothered to think about screaming, or if the screaming could be made out in the haze of brown dust clouds and thuddingly predictable soundtrack, but it can’t even muster the energy for that. Worthwhile or original plots, interesting characters, believable or quotable dialogue (at least, quotable for the right reasons) and any sense of genuine spectacle have all packed up and left long before the aliens arrive, and what we’re left with are a collection of the worst kind of clichés, reheated and packaged together in the least convincing manner possible.

Battle: Los Angeles succeeded in not only being the worst film I’ve seen this year, but the worst one I’ve sat all the way through in three years. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Why I watched it: Because I’m stupid? Probably. Sadly, I had seen two films while my wife was at work, and had time for a third – but I had to go to another cinema, and then pay full price, to see this. If I ever meet Aaron Eckhart in real life, I will be asking for a refund on this one.

Review Of 2011: Top 25 Performances Of 2011

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It’s the end of another year, when traditionally anyone who thinks themselves to be even the slightest bit important starts handing out awards, statuettes, globes, cubes and all manner of trinkets to the great and the good, and occasionally a few less deserving. Although cinema has been going for over a hundred years, ever since awards were first handed out a division has taken place between actors and actresses, and for most of that time awards have also been handed out for both leading and supporting roles. But who’s to say that any performance by an actress is more or less worthy than that of an actor, or indeed that a role with only ten minutes of onscreen time is more or less important than a role where the performer is in every scene?

Not me, that’s for sure. So in looking at what’s made up the best films of the year, I’ve pulled together what I believe are the best performances of the year. There are only two criteria that I’ve applied – I’ve only picked the best single performance from each performer, and I’ve only picked my favourite single performance from a single film. I’ve seen a lot of films this year, so there’s a lot of worthy performances that didn’t make the cut – these are the top 25 that left the biggest impression on me in 2011.

25. 50/50  –  Joseph Gordon-Levitt

There’s enough of a history of prostate cancer in my family that, even with regular testing, I might end up facing the situation encountered by JGL’s Adam in 50/50, and I’ve often wondered how I’d react. I don’t need to any longer, as Joe’s portrayal of coming to terms with news of The Big C felt pretty much spot on. There’s a number of supposedly brave decisions that an actor can take in the name of their art, and shaving your head is one of them, but it’s to this actor’s credit that the physical quirks never overpower an understated but extremely effective performance.

24. Weekend  –  Tom Cullen

Weekend has picked up a lot of indie attention this year for its take on relationships, and the fact that it’s a relationship between two men became almost incidental as the central story was so strong. Credit for that must go not only to Andrew Haigh’s strong writing but to the performances of the two leads, and while Chris New has the slightly more showy role, it’s Tom Cullen’s mix of ease and angst that was the slightly stronger showing. Hopefully this will be a springboard for both Cullen and New to go onto bigger and equally good things.

23. X-Men: First Class  –  Michael Fassbender

Looking for the next James Bond? Daniel Craig seems set on sticking in the role for a few more years, but on his showing in this year’s X-Men prequel, Fassbender has moved to the front of the queue to take over when Craig’s had enough. I’m even willing to overlook the fact that his accent was gravitating strongly back towards the Giants Causeway in the last act, so dominant was Fass’s performance, especially in the early scenes. That he not only matched Sir Ian McKellen’s performance in the role but at times even exceeded that standard is testament to someone who’s had a fantastic track record over the past few years. In the next six weeks, he’ll be in cinemas in films from Steve McQueen, Steven Soderbergh and David Cronenberg, and with Ridley Scott’s Prometheus to come in the summer, 2012 looks like it could be a landmark year for him.

22. The Debt  –  Jesper Christensen

The Debt was a film of very mixed performances, but two stood out above the others, and in particular the scenes that the two of them shared. A number of confrontations in the first half between Jessica Chastain and Jesper Christensen stood out as highlights and that was to the credit of both Chastain and Christensen, the latter simmering with barely contained menace once his true nature becomes apparent. It’s a shame that Christensen didn’t get more of a prominent role in the two recent Daniel Craig Bonds, as on this evidence he could have been a much stronger villain than either of those films actually ended up with.

21. Black Swan  –  Natalie Portman

I’ll be returning regularly to the theme of how actors can be perceived as brave in order to stand out from the crowd, and Natalie Portman’s Oscar-winning turn practically rattled off a tick list including madness, lipstick lesbianism and even some slightly-too-casual onanism. Oh, and more madness. This is one of those “practically-in-every-scene” roles that was also a career best turn in a career that’s had some pretty strong turns previously.

20. Animal Kingdom  –  Jacki Weaver

In a film as full of testosterone as Animal Kingdom, it takes something special for an actress to stand out, and Jacki Weaver had that special something. After a twenty year period in which she’d been seen very little on screens of any size, a late renaissance saw her take on the role as the unassuming mother figure of the family. Fantastic performances across the board from the likes of Joel Edgerton, Guy Pearce and Ben Mendelsohn make Animal Kingdom a compelling watch, but it’s Weaver’s performance that rightly got awards attention this time last year.

19. 127 Hours  –  James Franco

I never imagined, after his frustratingly one-note performances in the Spider-Man trilogy, that James Franco would be popping up in a list like this, but 2011 was a great year for Franco. He did just well enough as the human lead in the new Apes movie, and also surprised in the Allen Ginsberg biopic Howl, but 127 Hours became his signature role. Having very little to interact with, he still managed to sustain interest throughout the running time, and it was the fault of the structure of the film itself rather than Franco’s performance that led to a little watch-checking while we waited for hour 127; when it came, the final moments continued to show the strengths of an actor who, at 33, is just now coming into his prime.

18. Tomboy  –  Zoé Héran

If James Franco still has a long career ahead of him, then surely Zoé Héran is also destined for great things. Tomboy was a delightful story of the innocence of youth and the coming of adolescence, carried by Héran’s winning performance at its centre as new girl Laure masquerading as new boy Michaël. It would have been easy to make the role unsympathetic in the wrong hands but Héran carries the film completely, and Tomboy doesn’t shy away from the practical realities of such a situation, but does so without becoming heavy-handed or judgemental. Here’s hoping we see more roles for Zoé in years to come.

17. Oslo, August 31st  –  Anders Danielsen Lie

Another actor getting a chance to shine in a film gaining recognition on a wider stage this year was Anders Danielsen Lie. Taking centre stage in Oslo, August 31st, the story of a recovering drug addict’s struggles for acceptance and his attempt to reintegrate into society after rehabilitation, Anders was barely off screen and brings both a tenderness and an understandable resentment to his screen namesake. Although it’s already been seen in this country following a showing at the London Film Festival and a limited release, it’s been added to Sundance for 2012, where surely the profile of both the film and actor can surely only rise further.

16. Bridesmaids  –  Melissa McCarthy

If you want to make things particularly difficult for yourself in Hollywood, try to do whatever you can to not conform to the physical stereotype. Melissa McCarthy has never been, and likely never will be, stick thin but she still manages to do glamorous pretty well in the likes of her high profile TV roles such as the hit US sitcom Mike And Molly. For Bridesmaids, she stripped that away as well, but it didn’t stop her stealing practically the whole film away from her co-stars, and nominations for everything from the Teen Choice Awards to the Screen Actors Guild for her performance are fair reward for her commitment.

15. Beginners  –  Christopher Plummer

There’s often a sense when it comes to awards time that certain actors reach a point in their career when they get recognition out of courtesy, or as a reward for career achievement rather than the merit of a specific role. It may come as a surprise that Christopher Plummer only got his first Oscar nomination two years ago for The Last Station, but he should pick up his second this year for Beginners. Rest assured, if you’ve not seen it, that this isn’t a career pat-on-the-back, Plummer excelling as the father finding a new lease of life in his final years.

14. True Grit  –  Jeff Bridges

It’s been a bit of an acting head-to-head over the past couple of years, as both Jeff Bridges and Colin Firth have been nominated for the Best Actor Oscar two years in a row. While Bridges took the first gold baldie for Crazy Heart, Firth won this year for The King’s Speech, and while it was a deserved win when comparing the two, it shouldn’t take away from the sheer joy of Bridges’ grizzly, mumbling turn in the Coen Brothers’ latest masterpiece. Matt Damon and Hailee Steinfeld both deserve plaudits for their performances, but Bridges took on the hardest challenge, and successfully banished any memories of John Wayne’s performance with another majestic turn.

13. The King’s Speech  –  Colin Firth

But, when comparing the two, Firth just edged it; possibly justice done after his astonishingly subtle performance in last year’s A Single Man was shamefully overlooked for Bridges’ theatrics. Although a speech impediment and performing a real life character are another two of the “how to bag an Oscar” checklist, Firth is spot on throughout and is well supported by Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter. Following this up with another star turn in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, it’s been a good year for Firth, and hopefully none of us will ever have to watch him mugging through the likes of the St. Trinian’s sequel again.

12. Rise of the Planet of the Apes  –  Andy Serkis

There’s one other area where the Academy goes further than segregating and actively discriminates at the moment, and when it comes to a motion-captured performance, awards voters in general still haven’t been bra ve enough to reward a performance augmented by CGI. The computer graphics might be practically flawless, but they’d be nothing without the performers wearing the dot-covered grey leotards acting on green screens, and Serkis gives what may be the best performance yet in a computer-assisted costume; yes, Caesar is even better than the previous benchmark Serkis set, and is revisiting next year, in Middle Earth’s Gollum.

11. Brighton Rock  –  Andrea Riseborough

One of the most undervalued performers of 2011 has been Andrea Riseborough. It doesn’t quite feel as if she’s had the luck in landing the roles that a younger contemporary such as Carey Mulligan, but Riseborough has been outstanding not once, but three times, on screen this year. She ended the year with a star turn in Welsh alternate-history drama Resistance, and started it with a brief but heart-breaking turn in Never Let Me Go. It was more heartbreak that saw her best effort of the year, and while Brighton Rock the film may not have been the sum of its parts, Riseborough was outstanding at its core. Hopefully Shadow Dancer (with Clive Owen) and Welcome To The Punch (with James McAvoy and Mark Strong) will keep her profile high next year, but she starts with Madonna’s take on the life of Wallace Simpson, which sadly looks to be another case of her performing well in a film that doesn’t showcase her talents as effectively as it should.

10. We Need to Talk About Kevin   –  Tilda Swinton

Tilda Swinton isn’t afraid of an acting challenge, but how do you follow up I Am Love, where she learned to speak Italian with a Russian accent? Aside from a third turn as Narnia’s White Witch last year, her latest cinema role was front and centre in Lynne Ramsay’s successful adaptation of Lionel Shriver’s novel. Swinton is magnetic throughout, taking whatever’s thrown at her – most of it symbolically red – and retaining sympathy despite the difficulty of her various situations. Such is the warmth and tenderness that she brings to the role, in the face of almost unrelenting misery, that it makes the inevitability of the outcome still very hard to take, and that’s entirely to Tilda Swinton’s credit.

9. The Fighter  –  Christian Bale

Sitting through most of The Fighter, as good as Christian Bale’s performance is, you can’t help but think that maybe he’s gone a little too far over the top on the mannerisms. It’s undoubtedly a strong performance, and is complemented by strong work from the likes of Amy Adams and Melissa Leo, but when put in contrast to Mark Wahlberg’s defiantly understated performance as the other brother, the titular Fighter, then it does occasionally feel too much of a good thing. Then the end credits arrive, and with them footage of the real life Ward brothers, and all of a sudden it becomes apparent that Bale’s a genius, absolutely nailing the larger than life persona of his real life counterpart. In 2012? Not much. Just a new Batman movie, that’s all.

8. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy  –  Tom Hardy

If you played cinematic tail-on-the-donkey with the cast list of Tinker, Tailor, listing out the names and then attempting to find a great performance by going at the list blindfolded, you couldn’t not hit on an amazing performance by probably the best cast put together in film this year. When even those getting barely more than a single scene, such as Stephen Graham or Kathy Burke, excel then you know you’re onto a winner. But if forced to pick one, then Tom Hardy just edges ahead of the rest of the cast with his stunning portrayal of the man who calls out the mole. Hardy’s been around for ten years, but has come a long way since the likes of Black Hawk Down and Star Trek: Nemesis, and will follow up his impressively muscular turn in this year’s Warrior with lead bad guy duties in next year’s Batman threequel; hopefully Hardy’s best years are still to come.

7. My Week With Marilyn  –  Michelle Williams

I was more than a little unsure about approaching My Week With Marilyn, not only because I’d never really have described myself as a fan of Marilyn Monroe, but because the few clips I’d seen suggested that the performances of both Williams and Kenneth Branagh as Laurence Olivier were erring more on the side of caricature. I should have had more faith; Williams has been proving for years that she’s one of America’s finest actresses, and followed up her performance at the start of the year in Blue Valentine with this cracking showing as one of the US’s screen icons, by turns an uncanny impersonation and a sympathetic portrayal of a public life that hid more of a private tragedy. Expect Williams to make a strong showing come awards season.

6. Warrior  –  Nick Nolte

Another name that was being touted for a while as a major contender in the supporting categories this year was Nick Nolte, but the momentum now seems to be with Christopher Plummer. It’s a shame, for as good as Plummer was, Nolte was better. Warrior ran the risk of being a sports movie full of stereotypes, but in each case either neatly dodged them or embraced them to full effect. Nolte’s performance fell into the former category, as the recovering alcoholic father found his loyalties divided between his sons, and he painted a believable character arc without resorting to histrionics. It was almost good enough to make me forget his uncomfortable turn as Jennifer Garner’s father in Russell Brand’s Arthur remake. Almost.

5. Melancholia  –  Kirsten Dunst

What, then, of Kirsten Dunst, denied the opportunity to make further Spider-Man sequels? Dunst has always felt as happy in the art house as the blockbuster, so it made sense that when Penelope Cruz dropped out to make the latest Pirates Of The Caribbean sequel, Dunst was recommended to Lars von Trier as a replacement. It’s a film of two halves, and Dunst shines in both; in the first half, her wandering mind and frustrated countenance completely at odds with the order and formality of the wedding reception, giving way to a serene presence as others try to understand events to come in the second half. It’s the ideal performance for von Trier’s art house blockbuster.

4. Drive  –  Ryan Gosling

If I was giving out awards for actor of the year, then there would probably be only one contender. If you consider the magnificent four-hander that he’s put out this year: the lover at the end of the doomed relationship in Blue Valentine, the smooth charmer who struggles to commit in Crazy, Stupid, Love, and the young buck looking to make a name for himself politically in The Ides Of March, but it’s the role as the almost silent stunt driver in Drive which is likely to define Ryan Gosling for years to come, a masterclass in how much can be done with so little. I received some Gosling in my stocking for Christmas this year, in the form of Lars And The Real Girl, and it’s an indication of Gosling’s supreme quality that he’s so good in all of these roles. I would fancy there’s a fair few movie buffs who had scorpion jackets in their stockings this year.

3. Take Shelter  –  Jessica Chastain

If Ryan Gosling has been one of the year’s hardest working actors, then Jessica Chastain has been even busier, and we’re spoiled for choice in picking a role to define her talents. While she stood out among the tone poem madness that was The Tree Of Life, and excelled as the ditzy blonde with hidden depths in The Help, it was two other roles that really showed her talents. The first was as the young Helen Mirren in The Debt, showing her class and dignity even as Jesper Christensen foraged in her unmentionables, but for me her best showing of the year is the one which has her mentioned in Supporting Actress categories as Michael Shannon’s wife in Take Shelter. Not to dismiss Shannon’s powerhouse performance, but it would have been nothing without Chastain to play off, and their scene together at the dinner table as Shannon confessed to the full extent of his problems was the most powerful two-hander of the year. Not resting on her laurels, Chastain is up next as Ralph Fiennes’ wife in Coriolanus.

2. Biutiful  –  Javier Bardem

I mentioned earlier the injustice of the Oscars, that Jeff Bridges should’ve been beaten by Colin Firth in last year’s Oscars; I also stand by the view that neither Bridges or Firth should actually have won the big award this year, as the best performance by far from an actor in a leading role came from Javier Bardem in Biutiful. Bardem’s portrayal of Uxbal, a man attempting to juggle too many facets of a life with few days left in it was stunning, and despite the misery and melancholy Bardem rooted the film in reality amid elements of the supernatural and turned a good film into a genuinely great one simply by the power of his performance. The fact that he’ll be a Bond baddie by this time next year fills me with more glee than I can possibly share right now.

1. Tyrannosaur  –  Olivia Colman

But the performance of the year was that of Olivia Colman in Paddy Considine’s directorial debut. It was a conscious departure for Colman, who was well known – in her own view, too well known – as a regular collaborator of Mitchell and Webb, in both their sketch show and Peep Show, and also for her lighter supporting roles such as the dirty-minded Doris in Hot Fuzz. But taking these as a polar opposite to Tyrannosaur, it’s difficult to know which is sublime and which ridiculous, so utterly convincing is Colman’s portrayal of the charity shop worker tested to her limit by both abusive husband Eddie Marsan and by Peter Mullan’s troublesome drunk who stumbles into her life one day.

It’s a performance that’s not only remarkable given Colman’s previous body of work, but it also stands on its own terms as an absolutely astonishing piece of work. Mullan and Marsan are no slouches, and Mullan especially delivers some of his best acting work here, but Colman, under the guiding hand of first time director Considine, is the star of the show and is absolutely mesmerising from start to finish. Like Lesley Manville’s performance in Mike Leigh’s Another Year last year, sadly this doesn’t have the profile or the momentum to get the awards attention it deserves, but don’t let that detract from what is a performance so strong and so strong in the face of her character’s adversity, that if you ever saw Olivia Colman in the street, you would be unable to suppress the need to give her a great big hug.

Review of 2011: The Top 10 Gingers Of 2011

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Ginger hair? That's the least of my problems.

It’s Christmas, still a week to go before the year is up, and already we’re waist deep in end of year reviews. If there’s one thing that they can be sure of, it’s that 2011 has been a better year for film / a worse year for film / another year with some films in (delete as appropriate). One thing I’m sure of, though, is that it’s never been a better time to have a copper-coloured top if you’re in films. This year has been almost unrivalled in the annals of history redheads, from the strawberry blonde to the bottle red, and so I thought it only sensible to pay tribute to the best stars in the world with hair the colour of ripe satsumas.

Thankfully, although being red on top is the result of a recessive gene, gingers aren’t likely to be dying out any time soon. Of course, I feel a certain affinity with the red-headed minority myself, as I had one blond and one properly ginger parent and so ended up  at the strawberry end of the spectrum. Having lived a childhood mostly in denial, subjected to nicknames ranging from Carrot Top to Duracell, I’ve embraced my redness as I’ve become more mature, not least because as many of my contemporaries hairlines’ recede to the point of baldness, I still have a full head of hair; so what if it is the wrong side of auburn?

So Hollywood is also now embracing its redness, with not only a number of notable Reds – unthinkable in Hollywood sixty years ago, not only because of the McCarthy era but because Hollywood was mostly black and white back then, of course – but also those willing to cast aside more widely accepted hair colours in favour of a scarlet wig or a crimson mop. Others, like the genuinely red-haired Tilda Swinton, have been seen this year only in browner shades – you may as well be dead to me, traitors to the ginger tribe that you are. Here I count down the ten most notable gingers in film this year, and I also try to determine whether they are Red (born that way) or Dead (not genuine gingers, but infiltrators into the ginger camp).

10. Puss-In-Boots – Puss-In-Boots

The orangey cat who was undoubtedly the scene stealer in the last three Shrek films has earned his spin-off, but just as Jack Sparrow struggled front and centre earlier this year, this prequel didn’t quite work with the cat front and centre, as the comic relief had to carry his own story. However, it was still much more effective than Pirates 4, and you feel there could be more mileage to another adventure with the fearless feline.

Red or Dead? Most definitely red, this pussy is ginger and proud. (Oh, behave.)

9. Rene Russo – Thor

Having taken a six year break from acting, Rene Russo was back on the big screen this year as Thor’s mum, and if being shacked up with Anthony Hopkins doesn’t quite compete with Pierce Brosnan or Mel Gibson, it was still great to see Rene on screen again, even if it was far too briefly.

Red or Dead? Originally red, although if at least a little of that isn’t out of a bottle, then well done. Still looks amazing considering she has as many years as Heinz have varieties.

8. Emma Stone – Friends With Benefits; Crazy, Stupid, Love; The Help

Emma Stone is another name on the way up; having grafted her way through the likes of The Rocker and The House Bunny, she began to make her name with Zombieland and Easy A. 2011 marked another pinnacle in her career, but 2012 should see her carried even higher – quite literally.

Red or Dead? Dead to me. She might have been ginger twice this year, but a natural blonde and she’ll be seen that way again in next year’s The Amazing Spider-Man.

7. Leila Hatami – A Separation

Despite winning many plaudits and being a warm favourite for next year’s Foreign Language Oscar, the virtually Hitchcockian Iranian domestic drama A Separation had a slightly muted colour palette, making the deep red fringing of Leila Hatami’s Simin stand out all the more.

Red or Dead? Dead, sadly, as redness like that doesn’t grow on trees. Or indeed, people.

6. Christina Hendricks – Drive; I Don’t Know How She Does It

Best known before this year as Joan from TV’s Mad Men, Christina had two roles at polar opposites of the quality spectrum on the big screen this year, scoring a small role in Cannes fave Drive and also a role in Sarah Jessica Parker snoozefest I Don’t Know How She Does It. (Admittedly I haven’t seen the latter, but males aged 30 – 44 rated it 3.7 out of 10 on IMDb – that’s good enough for me. Sadly, IMDb doesn’t allow you to analyse demographics by hair colour – sort it out, Amazon!)

Red or Dead? Also dead. As is the career of many people who appeared in I Don’t Know How She Does It.

5. Simon Pegg – Paul, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

Britain’s premier movie geek gave himself over to Hollywood this year, with a starry cast assembled for Paul, his collaboration with Nick Frost, before his return to the Mission: Impossible franchise, his turn in Hot Fuzz no doubt giving The Cruiser the confidence to give him a bit more to do this time around.

Red or Dead? Tragically dead, as he first went red for Shaun Of The Dead but has stayed pretty much that way ever since. Ginger is the official colour of pasty geeks, don’t you know?

4. Amy Adams – The Fighter; about 300 different trailers for The Muppets

Another of the most prominent cinematic redheads of the past few years, Adams shot to prominence with the indie cred of Junebug and an Oscar nomination and box office success with Enchanted. A second Oscar nom followed for Doubt, and Amy’s been very busy over the past few years, with further Oscar attention this year and a big role in the pipeline as Lois Lane in the Superman reboot.

Red or Dead? Dead. Another, sadly, who seems to have only found credibility when taking on a red top, she’s been that way in most of her recent films.

3. Rupert Grint – Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2

Sadly it always seems the lot in life of the scrawny ginger kid to be the sidekick, if they’re lucky. Ron Weasley comes from possibly the most gingerly challenged cinematic family in history, with both parents afflicted with the recessive gene, but he had the last laugh in 2011, getting to hook up with Hermione Grainger, making him the envy of teenage boys across the land.

Red or Dead? Red! Hurrah! Was beginning to get a bit worried there. Whether after ten years of being the world’s most recognisable ginger kid Rupert wants to keep it that way is up to him, but if this list is any barometer it shouldn’t hurt his career.

2. Bryce Dallas Howard – Hereafter; The Help; 50/50

Not only suffering as the sidekick, the female freckly red-top is ever destined to be the bitchy girlfriend (50/50) or just the bitch (The Help). Bryce Dallas Howard also had a busy year, but at least she got to be the best thing in Hereafter in her relationship with Matt Damon – it’s a shame about the rest of Hereafter being so unremittingly disappointing.

Red or Dead? Red. Have you seen her dad?

1. Jessica Chastain – The Tree Of Life; The Debt; The Help; Texas Killing Fields; Take Shelter

But the hardest working actress in Hollywood – and probably everywhere else at the moment – is Jessica Chastain. Twelve months ago, you probably hadn’t even heard of her, as she’d struggled away in various tiny TV roles. But this year was her year – kicking off with a pairing with Brad Pitt and Sean Penn in Terence Malick’s The Tree Of Life, before a succession of increasingly impressive turns, making Sam Worthington look utterly wooden and mesmerising opposite Michael Shannon in Take Shelter. She was also by far the best thing in The Help, taking a potentially flimsy role and imbuing it with charm and a rich vein of emotion. She’s got even more in the can, with a role in Ralph Fiennes’ Coriolanus due early next year and an assured future in front of her.

Red or Dead? Most positively red, Jessica Chastain is a role model for reds across the globe. May she go on to conquer the world in 2012. Gingers of the world, unite!